For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
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June 19, 2013 at 12:18 AM | Post Permalink | 50,947 notes
My niece: these peanuts kinda taste like peanut butter
June 18, 2013 at 7:10 PM | Post Permalink
mORE LIKE PLATFORM NINE AND THREE DICKS
Is this referencing my theme?
June 18, 2013 at 6:18 PM | Post Permalink
i swEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF GIRLS DONT STOP JOKING ABOUT KICKING GUYS IN THE BALLS LIKE IT'S NOTHING I WILL SAW OFF THEIR BOOBS WITH A CHAINSAW, GLUE ALL THE PAGES IN ALL OF THEIR BOOKS TOGETHER, AND FUCKING SHUT DOWN THEIR POWER FOREVER THIS IS ME. I HAVE FINALLY HAD IT.
I’m sorry you feel that way? That’s slightly threatening maybe we can find a better way to cope with your anger. Lemme know if I can help
June 18, 2013 at 6:15 PM | Post Permalink
Post by ahorsecalledhonour (via supernatural--std)
June 18, 2013 at 4:36 PM | Post Permalink | 75,024 notes
send me a character
Dean Winchester: 5 Things you dislike most about yourself?
Sam Winchester: If you could do anything for a living what would it be?
The Doctor: Have you ever sacrificed something you loved for the greater good?
Harry Potter: Do people have high expectations of you?
Sherlock: Are you an intellectual person?
John Watson: Are you an overprotective friend?
Amy Pond: Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Jack Harkness: Are you a flirt?
Castiel: Are you a generally rebellious person?
Steve Rogers: Do you ever feel like you miss out on alot?
Katniss Everdeen: Does family mean alot to you?
Tony Stark: 5 Favourite things about yourself?
Natasha: Are you a manipulative person?
Nick Fury: Are you the kind of person who takes charge?
Bruce Banner: Have you ever hated parts of yourself to a great extent?
Thor: Are you an arrogant person sometimes?
Loki: Are you a jealous person?
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June 18, 2013 at 4:33 PM | Post Permalink | 26,306 notes
So you can apparently make a capo out of rubber bands and a pencil
June 18, 2013 at 4:32 PM | Post Permalink | 1 note
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June 18, 2013 at 2:50 PM | Post Permalink | 134,490 notes