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unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny)

Post by srsfunny (via badmoonstilinski)
September 17, 2014 at 6:02 PM | Post Permalink | 61,339 notes



frustration-squared:

kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

oh my god

(Source: sizvideos)

Post by sizvideos (via moby-richard)
September 17, 2014 at 4:50 PM | Post Permalink | 285,407 notes



simplypotterheads:

Pottermore House Pride Week - Happy #Ravenclaw Pride Day!

Post by simplypotterheads (via since1969)
September 17, 2014 at 4:32 PM | Post Permalink | 2,098 notes



cairistiona7:

Can we talk about how all-in Chris Evans is when he laughs?

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Post by cairistiona7 (via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)
September 17, 2014 at 4:12 PM | Post Permalink | 16,862 notes



appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

appendingfic:

ironcheflancaster:

wedonotpromoteviolence:

heirofspacecore:

sleek-black-wings:

thederpywingedone:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

What the fuck

Time travel.

Or maybe its from 2069, when we’ve developed the technology to send data to the past. You sent yourself a blank message as a test but as the email address you used to send it doesnt exist yet, it came up as no sender

I… what?

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

This is frankly more hilarious than the 1969 time traveler theory

Post by batmansymbol (via elementarymydearjawnstache)
September 17, 2014 at 4:08 PM | Post Permalink | 247,407 notes



karmadi11o:

Swing/Jazz era slang - note many words have retained their slang meaning to now, some have disappeared, and still others’ meanings have changed greatly (and humorously as well!)

(Source: darwinscans.blogspot.com)

Post by 4tones (via skinnvsteve)
September 17, 2014 at 4:00 PM | Post Permalink | 12,217 notes



mikulios:

*turns on video game and lets the intro loop 20 times while doing something else entirely*

(Source: mikleos)

Post by mikleos (via lordstarkidofthetardis221b)
September 17, 2014 at 3:56 PM | Post Permalink | 37,619 notes



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September 17, 2014 at 3:55 PM | Post Permalink | 35,103 notes



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September 17, 2014 at 3:54 PM | Post Permalink | 395,642 notes



Fall Out Boy Helps You Get Rid of That U2 Album

(Source: releasethedoves)

Post by releasethedoves (via poorwithaniphone)
September 17, 2014 at 3:52 PM | Post Permalink | 7,980 notes




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